Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN : "Hello"
WOMAN : "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN : "Yes"
WOMAN : "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?
MAN : "Hello"
WOMAN : "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN : "Yes"
WOMAN : "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?
MAN : "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN : "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
WOMAN : "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN : "How much?"
WOMAN : "$80,000."
MAN : "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN : "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
WOMAN : "$80,000."
MAN : "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN : "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN : "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN : "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN : "Bye, I love you, too."
WOMAN : "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN : "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone is???!!!"
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Source : http://understandingtext.blogspot.com/2011/05/perfect-husband-as-example-of-spoof.html
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